the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
Interviewer: In the season premiere, Scott gets a tattoo which is actually your real tattoo? (x)
survey: do you regret following me yet
babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke